By now (unless you have been living in a fallout shelter on a deserted island) you have heard the news about Dick Cheney’s hunting accident.  Basically he shot Harry Whittington, an associate and hunting buddy, in the face.  Just about everybody figures it was a tragic accident.  The controversy is in the fact that he didn’t release the news for about 36 hours.

The press is salivating.  What’s he got to hide?

Personally, I think this is all a cover-up for the real secret, the one-pellet theory!  I mean, who knew Cheney bought his ammo from Arlen Specter?